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Tired of customer service with a fake smile? We get it. This Affirmations Pen Set is for anyone who’s ever had to say “Let me check on that for you” while silently questioning all their life choices.
Featuring five brutally honest, laugh-out-loud phrases, this set is perfect for anyone working in retail, food service, or any job where small talk is mandatory and boundaries are optional.
Each pen writes smoothly in black ink and is here to help you survive the shift — or at least make your coworkers laugh through it.
Each pen features one of the following "affirmations": ✦ THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG ✦ OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS ✦ SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK ✦ I DON’T KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE ✦ HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
